To go for a man

[hontobakabaka]

[Action] 2242 Stevens Road

[Its morning, and Ruri's been making a mess in the kitchen.  She was up at 4 cooking, and made a very bland pizza, its been sitting in the refrigerator now for a few hours to get that perfect cold pizza temperature, that and there's a pot of macaroni and cheese on the stove.  Its not a traditional breakfast, but she woke up and wanted to do something nice for Scott.]

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"Um, this may sound a little silly, but...  I'm turning 16 next month, and recent events have made me realize that I do not have a good grasp on being an adult.  I don't suppose anyone out there gives lessons or anything on that to girls?"

[Action 2] Cosplay Cafe

[Ruri's at work in her maid outfit, she's being especially attentive to the male visitors today though]

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[iflifehadaface.livejournal.com]

[Scott stumbles downstairs to the familiar smell of college living. Hurrying to the kitchen, Scott peers in curiously to find in his surprise Ruri cooking.]

"H-Huh? What's the deal?"

[hontobakabaka.livejournal.com]

"You don't like it? I spent hours making sure the pizza was cold."

[iflifehadaface.livejournal.com]

"Are you kidding?! THIS IS AWESOME!"

[Scott hurries over to sit at the dinner table, stuffing a napkin into the neck of his shirt and picking up what ever utensils were in front of him.]

"Oh man now THIS is more like it!"

[hontobakabaka.livejournal.com]

"I just thought you'd enjoy it. Its father's day and you have been an interesting father figure, but a good person."

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[politerudeness.livejournal.com]

[ Walking over to check up on her, as he always does once in a while ;u; ] Ruri-san?

[hontobakabaka.livejournal.com]

[She peers up at him and tilts her head]

"Yes sir?"

[politerudeness.livejournal.com]

[ Suddenly realizes that he used her first name instead of her last akjsndsjkn.... but she doesn't seem to have a problem with it so he lets that go for now. ] Ah, I simply came to check up on you.[ mostly. he notices that male customer special attention, okay... but he doesn't bring that up yet. ] How are you faring?

[hontobakabaka.livejournal.com]

"I'm faring all right. I've been trying to keep everyone happy."

[She blinks]

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[backseat-dragon.livejournal.com]

... I am definitely not qualified for this.

[hontobakabaka.livejournal.com]

"Probably not, but if you have any suggestions of areas to study...."

[backseat-dragon.livejournal.com]

Is it something you really need to study for?

[hontobakabaka.livejournal.com]

"Normally you learn it from immersion in the culture, but I haven't been in that culture."

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[wifetops.livejournal.com]

[He's only recently gotten daughters of his own, but somehow he knows exactly what to say to her. It must be his killer dad(/uncle) instincts.]

It's okay that yer not quite there yet. Growin' up is a process - ya can't just do it in one day or somethin'. But there's one thing ya gotta remember.

Don't trust any boys.

[hontobakabaka.livejournal.com]

"In specific areas or in general?"

[wifetops.livejournal.com]

In anythin'. Not that ya can't be friends with 'em - but they've got one thing on their mind, and that's it! I know! I was a teenager once, too! It's just the way we are!

Until a man's...say....twenty-three [his (perfect) son's age :D ], they haven't matured enough ta be trusted!

[hontobakabaka.livejournal.com]

"I see. Most of the playboys I knew were in their mid twenties, so I guess that comes up after that age. Adult matters are so complicated."

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[commentboxtroll]

[This is the last place Caesar wants to be, but he wouldn't want it to be said that he doesn't keep his word, either. Since Ruri helped him out back during Mother's Day, he has arrived to return the favor.

He's found a seat at one of the tables to slack off at until he spots her. Once he does, he'll wave to get her attention.]

[hontobakabaka.livejournal.com]

"Oh! Hello Caesar."

[She smiles and bows]

"What can I get for you to day?"

[commentboxtroll]

Nothing. I'm only here to offer you some advice.

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[demondogdays.livejournal.com]

Oh! If your birthday is coming up then we should totally make a party for you, Ruri!

[hontobakabaka.livejournal.com]

"Its on the 7th of July, but... That's not that big of a deal. How are you doing?"

[demondogdays.livejournal.com]

Aw don't be like that! Birthdays are meant to be the best moments of your life! The fun, the excitement, the presents and cake! Not to mention all the things you and your friends can do together! We can make it happen!

Oh, me? I've been doing well, I guess. I can't complain too much lately.

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[bookgasms.livejournal.com]

You're turning 16 years old? You're not a fully grown adult yet, Ruri-chan.

[hontobakabaka.livejournal.com]

"Yes... However stating that I am simply a child is no longer as effective of an excuse for me to duck out of adult situations. I really know next to nothing so... I was looking for any data at all."

[bookgasms.livejournal.com]

Well... What do you want to learn first? It can be a very complicated thing.