You're the Next Captain of the Nadesico

[hontobakabaka]

[The past few days there had been a drone of Ruri running around, but now she was replaced with some normal unremarkable drone girl in the house on Stevens as Ruri woke up just before sunrise in a new house, in a new bed, next to a sleeping figure with a confused look on her face.  Outside the house at 947 Beulah Street, hovering over it with its loading ramp down covering part of the driveway hovered the Nadesico-C, sitting there as the sun just began to glisten off its hull.]

Action 1 - 947 Beulah Street

[Dressed in a simple dressing gown and bathrobe Ruri peers about the house, she looks a bit older than she did just days ago, though not much.  She walks outside to look around, looks at the address and lets out a breath.]

Two years...  I see.  I wonder how long its been here.

Phone -

I'm not sure how long I was droned, several years passed at home so I'm not sure what has been happening here.  I remember a nuclear bomb attack and that's about it.  The town seems to think I'm the guidance counselor at the High School now.  If the Cosplay Cafe is still open could someone let me know?  Also if there is any new data to be analyzed.  Also apparently the Nadesico is here with me, though I need to check all of her systems over.

Action 2 - School

[Ruri walks into the school, now not as a student but as the force that guides the children to mental stability and prosperity.  You may find her wandering the halls occasionally, or sitting in her new office, putting out a bowl of little chocolates.  After school you will find her sitting at cheer-leading practice, looking horribly unimpressed.]

Why is coaching this my job again?

Action 3 - The Nadesico

[Its big, its shiny, its just hovering there, over the house, and the lot behind the house, and the street....  Its really freaking big.  Ruri is at the entry ramp going over several holoscreens and "hrm"ing a lot.]

Comments

[hontobakabaka.livejournal.com]

No, but you can be the one to answer his questions about girls.

[She nods]

[princeofjunes]

So, business as usual. Somehow I feel like I drew the short straw.

[hontobakabaka.livejournal.com]

[She moves into his lap and smiles slightly before resting her head on his shoulder]

How about now?

[princeofjunes]

[His arms wrap around her and all he can do is smile]

Now you're cheating and I'm completely okay with that.

[hontobakabaka.livejournal.com]

I consider it merely advanced negotiations, but, I can stop.

[She nuzzles his shoulder a bit before kissing his cheek]

[princeofjunes]

[Dammit, he is such a sucker. And so easy to manipulate. And totally okay with both of those facts]

No, I like negotiating! Negotiating is good!

[hontobakabaka.livejournal.com]

[She smiles a bit and just sits there]

I see.

[princeofjunes]

[He's horribly tempted to just keep her to himself all day long, but... he'll be nice to everyone else]

Tonight, we're going to negotiate a lot. Just, tons of negotiation. Until we can't negotiate anymore.

[hontobakabaka.livejournal.com]

Is that so. Hrm, maybe I should take inventory of everything your last wife had here then.

[She smiles a bit mischievously]

[princeofjunes]

[That smile. It means the best kind of trouble]

Whatever you need to do - I'll have something to look forward to after work, for once.

[hontobakabaka.livejournal.com]

You'll probably miss your drone wife's cooking in a week. Just to warn you.

[princeofjunes]

I get the feeling you'll make up for it somehow. Besides, there's always takeout.

[hontobakabaka.livejournal.com]

Oh? Well I'll try, as for take out... Does Teddy cook?

[princeofjunes]

I'm almost scared to let the bear try, considering how everyone else I know 'cooks'.

[hontobakabaka.livejournal.com]

I thought it was just the girls on your world that didn't know how to cook.

[princeofjunes]

They were the only ones to try - so they're the only ones I know are bad. Except for Souji, he was pretty damn good. But if everyone else was terrible, no way am I letting the bear in the kitchen.

[hontobakabaka.livejournal.com]

So that means you are the designated chef of the house?

[princeofjunes]

Huh, guess I am for now! This'll be fun.

[hontobakabaka.livejournal.com]

If you want, you can borrow my apron, though it may be a little small and probably a bit lacy.

[princeofjunes]

But if I did that, how would I have a sexy kitchen assistant?

[hontobakabaka.livejournal.com]

I don't know, I may find it at least cute.

[princeofjunes]

I'll need more incentive than that to ever dress like a girl again.

[hontobakabaka.livejournal.com]

Oh, right. You used to do it at home.

[princeofjunes]

One time! And I was forced into it!

[hontobakabaka.livejournal.com]

[She looses her deadpan completely and just breaks out in a giggle fit that it doesn't seem like she can stop]